6 D-cell Maglight. Well,I didn't get the whole length in, only about 9".

 

I have used a lot of things to penetrate my ass that were not intended as sex toys:

Handles of various objects - (New) toilet brush, kitchen roll holder, broom, whisk, hair brush, etc.
The nozzle of a fire extinguisher
Vegetables - Cucumbers, carrots, etc.

The best non-lube lube (something not intended to be used as lube but I used anyway) is lard. Shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner, all made my ass sting too much.

 

I have over the years put pretty much anything that would fit in my ass

 

Sex toys are not limited to what you insert. And hardware stores are awesome sources of “pervertable “ stuff

 

I was shopping the other day in Iceland, a big frozen food store. I leaned over a freezer to reach the shelf above and the freezer started humming. Sent lovely little tremors all through my body. Wouldn’t try and insert it though.

 

I did once use a crystal vase that my mum still owns and is actually a family heirloom and has been passed down about 5 generations.

 

bed post

 

I don't know why it feels so damned good to put a makeshift cock inside one's self. It's like a real dildo doesn't even feel as good!

I was in the shower last night when my asshole got aroused and wouldn't behave itself. I took the handle of the toilet brush and lubed it with cream rinse. Felt AMAZING sliding into my ass.

 

The list of what I haven't inserted over the years would be much shorter .

 

My favourite has to be the handle of the ice scraper. Has a thick smooth grip and feels so good. Prop the chipper against the (random solid object) and back up on there. Take as deep or shallow as you'd like. Don't get that carried away often but feels so good!

 

Hairbrush handles, tooth brushes, large pens/markers... anything phallic, really, that was available. Had my first hands-free O when I fingered my ass using a Vick's Vapo-Rub Inhaler tube cap. Nowadays I stick with designed sex toys, but over the years have used all sorts of veg (carrots, cucumbers, etc), bottles, and such.

 

It was one of those playtimes trying to see what fit to give her a stretch. I remember a ring stacking toy with a *nice* center post. Washed it well then went back to our bedroom where she was waiting for her surprise. At first, she say 'No' because it was the kid's toy, but I managed to *talk her into trying it.

She was wet already since we were playing before I went searching for the next bigger thing. Lubed it up and she too then started to work it into her. Little by little she took the whole center pole down to the base. Her opening was stretched and her lips were tight around it. She had to spread herself wide pulling on her knees to make room for the base plate to go flat against to take it 'all in'.

Then I eased it out and pushed it back in again and again until she came on it. She was gaping some when I finally pull it out of her. She made me wash it three times before putting it back in the toy box. I bought her a bigger dildo about that size just in case she wanted a stretch again.

I smile at her every time the kids played with it, but she just rolled her eyes at me.

p.s. I don't think the rings would fit inside.
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6D Cell Mag light...I've done that too...that takes some work and patience. Otherwise 2" diameter 18" gel dong. Have a gape fetish so working on getting speculum to open wide. Anyone want to help open holes.

 

My shower has all sort of insertion objects. I use hair conditioner for lube. I take all sorts of bottles and the biggest is Gillett shaving cream cam. It really opens me up - a lot.

 

Anything can be a Dildo... if you are brave enough ><

 

I’ve used something called a rabbit (think that’s what it’s called) with an ex of mine

 

Ralph Macerow (38) of Santa Paula California, was rushed to the hospital after he could no longer fit anymore horses up his butt and he now needed to get them out stat! Mr. Macerow was trying to win a bet with his buddies to see who could fit more toy horses up their ass. Never one to back down from a challenge, Ralph promptly lubed up his butthole and began to shove horses up into his anus.

Hospital listed his condition as "Stable" ><

 

A ton! Sharpies, small bottles, cucumbers and squash and bananas, a curtain rod once, spatula handles, screw drivers, beer bottle necks, toothbrushes and hairbrushes, probably lots of other things.